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Happy St. Patrick's Day! I wanted to get drunk early, but I have class from 10-5 since I scheduled my physics labs and quizzes and lectures all on the same day like a dummy. Boo quantum mechanics!
I got Winsor Pilates in the mail the other day and tried it out. The fat-burning workout was fine, it raised my heart rate a bit and was a nice workout, but when we got to the "cooldown" I nearly died. She really kills your abs, that Mari Winsor!!
There is one move where you lay on the floor, legs in the air at 90 degrees, and you must reach your legs over your head and touch the ground over your head. This was hard enough, but on the way back down I QUEEFED. I tried it again, and I queefed again!!! I thought the air must be out of my vagina by then and tried it once more, and queefed a third time. Oh Mari Winsor, you rascal!
I could hardly complete the ab workout, though. She made you roll on your spine a lot and I didn't have a mat and was just rolling my back on the floor a lot.
Mari: "Oooh, we're rolling the spine, that feels good doesn't it?"
Me: *cursing*
Yesterday I saw my military client on the Quad as I was coming out of a building and he was going in the building. I smiled and waved. He looked startled. I looked slightly disheveled, so he might not have recognized me, but on the other hand, I have a very distinctive and recognizable face. I could never work for the CIA, people would remember my face and know me in an instant. He had seen me one other time, also disheveled, when I was supposed to meet him to meet over lunch and I cancelled at the last minute. He really wanted to meet me and so he volunteered to drive me to class. I hopped in his car with wet hair and while eating a hot pocket. Of course, I was completely presentable on our date.
"I couldn't help but wonder" (the roommates were watching the finale of Sex and the City last night, and that seems to be the lead character's catchphrase) should I have pretended like I didn't recognize him, or should I be friendly and pretend we met someplace else, in class perhaps, or at a military ball?
posted by :) @ 7:10 AM
2 Comments:
When you meet a client outside of an arranged date, I recommend to stay low key. You can never be sure if they have someone with them nearby that can see you and place the client in an uncomfortable situation. Even if not accompanied, making contact can seriously freak some customers out with good reason.
Meetings between escorts and their clients are a private matter and should not transfer into the "real world" without the customer's and your approval. How would you deal with it if you were out in public with friends and a client approached you? It might not be as bad on your end if the people you know are aware of what you do but then it can be a creepier client and that still would make it somewhat undesirable.
If you have no qualms about saying hi outside of the private meetings you have with your customers, that's fine. I suggest you let them make the first move. On your end, a quick smile is plenty to acknowledge that you've seen and recognize them without crossing any privacy boundaries.
My 2 cents,
Jackie
First, I must allow myself to laugh hilariously at the image of three consecutive queefs.
There, I feel better now.
I recently ran into someone I'd seen professionally in a local store. I made it a point to not approach her myself, in case she was with someone (turned out she was). I figure that I don't want random people asking me how to fix their computer in the middle of the fresh vegetables aisle at the grocery, and (most) sex workers probably don't want to be bothered when they're off the clock, as well.
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