Are you horny?
I just received a phone call at 7:09 AM. I'm awake, sure, but I'm usually not awake that late at night. I'm generally in bed by 4am at the latest! Who the fuck calls at 7 am?!
It was a number marked "private" and normally I don't answer those calls, but because I was awake and because it was so ridiculously early, I decided to take a gander at what the person who blocked their phone number had to say.
I made my voice gravelly, as if I'd just been woken from a deep sleep, and rasped, "Hello?"
"Oh, uh, hey baby, what's up?"
"Who is this?"
"Hey are you horny this morning?"
And *Click* I collapsed my phone.
I just put up a profile on a big escort website and my volume of calls has skyrocketed. Unfortunately, the quality of men calling has gone down. "Are you horny?" WTF!
That's just not right.
posted by :) @ 5:14 AM
1 Comments:
What a freaking moron calling at 7am!! Maybe you should take your number off the ad and screen your client through email before giving them your number. This might discourage those who wants immediate appointment but it will save you the hassle of answering those annoying calls.
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