Beat it, ugly!
This guy is super-fucking-annoying. He used to IM me daily until I stopped answering him. I mostly stopped answering him because I found out he wasn't interested in becoming a client of mine.
Conversation today:
tvfilmactor : i still think u r amazingly pretty
caroline : thank you
I hate that so much! It angers me. Why can't he just type out "you are" instead of "u r" ?
tvfilmactor : let me know when u want 2 b treated right
caroline : by you, you mean
tvfilmactor : yes mam qt
caroline : as a client?
tvfilmactor : u know i cant do that. i wud take u out as a beautiful girl
All these guys have this idea in their heads that they ought to be with a beautiful girl and that they do not need to be beautiful themselves.
caroline : i see. i can't remember what you look like. are you good looking?
tvfilmactor : sure. goto (actorwebsite).com, thats me
tvfilmactor : do i meet yur standards
caroline : i found the black and white picture of you
(How do I tell someone they're too ugly for me to want to date?)
caroline : well.. quite honestly, you're not quite as young or as goodlooking as the majority of the guys i know..
tvfilmactor : is that a bad thing
caroline : yeah
caroline : would you want to date me if you didn't think i was pretty?
tvfilmactor : does it meet yur standards
caroline : no
tvfilmactor : i dont honestly try 2 compete. i know i got plenty going 4 ne
caroline : good for you.. i'm just looking for a more beautiful man. beat it!
I wanted to say, "Beat it, ugly!" but that seemed too cruel.
I didn't want to lie and tell him that he wasn't ugly but that I
just wasn't attracted to him. That's what I say to people I don't want to date because they're too ugly, "You're fine, I'm just not attracted to you." It's that upbringing that tells girls they're not supposed to hurt someone's feelings, especially not men's.
I tried to think what a guy would say to a girl if the situation were reversed, if an ugly girl were trying to court a good-looking guy, and I couldn't picture it.
Sad day for the ugly man!
posted by :) @ 8:30 PM
3 Comments:
Gosh, how arrogant of that dude thinking he can get some freebies even though he is not your type. How much more blunt do you have to be to get him off your case?! If he doesn't want to be a client, you must be attracted to him before dating him but he thinks he is all that! Oh please!! :D
Have been in the position of being the Ugly Guy, at least in a past life when I dated, although I never sent smarmy notes to the uninterested.
And yes, despite being Ugly, the average Ugly Guy probably wouldn't want to date you if you were ugly. Guys are hypocrites. Long run, there are ways around Ugly, at least for guys: i.e. being Rich, Successful, or whatever. Still, one of my big gripes with the Way Things Are is that for there to be a Beautiful, there must be an Ugly. Sucks to draw the Black Bean.
he should have backed off by the second email, I would have to add clueless to creepy throw in some stalker and I think even if this guy looked like prince charming I would not date him.
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