Sunday, April 10, 2005

Rudest client ever.. again!

Remember the Rudest client ever?
He started calling me again and I forgot who he was. I pushed it out of my memory and answered the call while shopping at Walgreens. He wanted to go to the theater, which I was fine with, and then he started saying "Well you know what I mean, though, right? What I want to do in the theater, I mean." I was like, 'who is this guy?' and answered him, "Umm I'm not entirely comfortable with doing something in a public place like that." He wanted to give me $50 and I reminded him that it was much much higher than that amount for just one hour and that he wanted a date for an entire movie which would be more than an hour.
It wasn't until the middle of an IM conversation later on that I realized who I was talking to.. the rudest client ever!!

badclient: hi caroline
me: hi
badclient: so what do u think of the idea ......going to the theatre
badclient: are u there
badclient: hello
badclient: are u mad at me
me: brb
badclient: k
badclient: caroline, i cant stay long but if u are still interested in the theatre thing cool just let me know u have my number....we dont have to fuck just get a blow job is cool and after the movie we can fuck in my car so how does that sound ....i hope u like the idea cuz i really want to see u again....you look hot the first time i met u
me: wait, i didn't remember your screenname or phone number at first.. we saw each other? and you wanted to do it in the car then, is that right?
me: and we went to a motel room and you made me get the room, is that you?
badclient: its me harry
me: we met at the union and you were hiding?
me: were you the one?
badclient: lol...i wasnt hiding i was waiting in the other room
badclient: why would i hide from a beautiful girl
me: and you didn't have enough money
me: and didn't tip
badclient: ouch....
me: and then made me try to get money back from the motel room
badclient: well yeah cuz i didnt want them to take advantage of you
me: harry, do you see where this is going?
badclient: yes....that im not experience with sort of thing
me: i don't want to see you ever again
me: okay?
badclient: ok......sorry

3 Comments:

Blogger Hotpants said...

what an ass.

some people are just stupid.

10:26 AM  
Blogger Pete from Cal said...

I can't believe this moron has the balls to even call you again after short-changing and not tipping you the first time! On top of that, he was only offering you $50 and wants you to do it in his freaking small two-seater car again!!! Unbelievable!!! You seem like a classy gal from reading your post so I think you should stop seeing any guys who would request 30min appointment or ask for a discount the very first time they contact you because I don't think they are the type of clients you would want to have as regulars. Take care! :)

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Key said...

Boy, I would have been harsher than that. He's a moron.

12:05 AM  

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