Incoherent email
I know, three posts in one day, what a doozie for me!
I'd ignored this email before, but I thought I'd post it. It's completely ridiculous. I can't even read it. The scary thing is that he IMs me and still talks this way. He went on for like 10 minutes before I figured out a tactful way to suggest to him that his writing was illegible. He claimed he was new to the internet and didn't know much about grammar, having spent most his life doing manual labor. Hm.
I am certain he does not possess the capability to find this website and am half tempted to post his photograph, but I suppose I will refrain.
Hello Caroline.
Hey I am a interested costomer how can i get the conections to talk to you about your new client list . or can you send a e-mail to give me the right way to applie for some companionship I am knew to [town 30 minutes away] and don't like the dating sene to much .Ineed to know the ins on the escort biz. I think I mite need a regularplace like this money is no issue so if you want to check me out PLEASE send me instuctions how to applie or we can talk on the phone. I just want to get along here and this I think is the right direction.
THANK very much disregard if I am out of line by sending this e-mail HAVE A GOOD NITE HOPEFULY WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT. Tom
posted by :) @ 8:13 AM
9 Comments:
Well, you are nice to find a tactful way to tell him that his writings doesn't make sense. I would just tell him "what the f*ck are you saying!" :D Chances are if he writes like that, he would probably talk like that too so I hope you plan to skip him as a client. Good luck! :)
C-
I was wondering how these guys email you? Also, have they seen a picture of you?
Poor guy, no one really taught him how to read and write. Or he is inflicted with a learning disability. Either way, I wouldn't put up with it either. I'm surprised he can navigate the internet and work e-mail.
I know, it's shocking. He IS on AOL, though, so you can't give him all that much credit. He doesn't know the difference between AIM and AOL.
My ad is pretty straightforward. There's no mention of needing to "applie" to a list or anything odd like that. It has my phone number, email address, and AIM screenname listed. There's a photo of me. It's not a racy photo, though, and on one of the websites you can only see the photo if you pay to sign up with them. On the other website, the picture is free, but the information is not.
I get emails 5 times a day saying, "hi, do you have any more info? rates? pics? etc...." which I ignore.
The ad's coming down pretty soon, though. I booked up extremely quickly once I edited the ad and mentioned that I'm leaving town for the summer! Silly men.
was that a rhetorical question? of course we men are silly! Especially when we think with the other brain! :P I guess all the horny guys waited until last minute and realize if they don't act now, they'll miss out. It's nice for your ego to know you have so much drawing power, no?!! :D Have fun and be safe! :)
Do you tell people on here how to find that information/website? I just wasn't sure if this blog is completely seperate from your "business" or if you use this blog as advertising. Not that it looks like you need it.
Why do men call you at all? Are your clients all completely hopeless losers? Even as depressing as casual sex is, at least it's between two people who desire each other. Paying for it is pathetic.
so if your going to be in the south this summer, how do i get in contact with you....wait....I just read what "Anonymous" said...He's right WE ARE ALL PATHETIC!!!
Anyway...a very wise man once said "you don't pay for the sex...you pay for them to leave" Any guy that I know who has ever used a pro's services, do so not out of neccesity, but for the exciting experience or because the rest of the women they are dating/screwing/seeing all want something from them...i.e. longterm relationship, more time/attention.
I get those types of e-mails all the time from guys who've seen a picture somewhere or whatever. So sad.
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