Lick my pussy!

Last night I invited a boy over. I was extremely drunk, having just got home from an outdoor frat party with my roommate and her boyfriend, and started chatting on IM.

Here's one conversation I had:
crow: wtf are you still doing home?
me: i ams furnk
me: i am s rinsk
crow: what the hell are you typing about?
me: i a m srhil
me: i am sduirk
crow: drunk
me: i am dhrink
me: i am dirnk
crow: is that what you mean?
crow: yeah
me: damntois i cant tyle
crow: i assume drunk
me: ues
me: i am sdurnk

I didn't have sheets on my bed and didn't want to sleep there, so I told this boy to come pick me up so we could make out over at his place. He picked me up in a flashy blue mustang and drove me to his place as I lit up a cigarette. We got to the parking lot near his place (two blocks away from mine), but his roommate was awake and he said his room was probably as messy as mine was anyway. Instead we drove the two blocks back to my place, cleared all the papers and books off my bed and tried to find sheets in the pile of clean laundry hovering in my closet-sized room.
He asked if I had any pot and I supplied the one bud I had left. I was too drunk to remember that I have a drug test on the 23rd! Crap. I'm not a heavy smoker so I hope it will be out of my system by then. I accepted a government job for the summer and have to take a urine test. It would be very very bad if I failed.
At any rate, we smoked some pot, he cashed it out annoyingly on my computer, and we got to fooling around.

He laid back on the bed and I pounced, flinging a leg over his hip and straddling him as my hands reached up his torso. I whispered in his ear, "I have a problem.. I don't have any condoms." He breathed back, "It's okay, I have some."
I kissed him, running my hands down his front to his jeans, unbuttoning them, and sliding them off. He reached for my shirt as I raised my arms over my head and tossed it off, revealing my black bra underneath. He took his shirt off, revealing a pale muscular torso with brawny biceps that curled in the moonlight.
I kissed down his torso, swirling each of his nipples in my mouth, kissing down to his boxer shorts and pulling them off.
His cock sprang free and he laid back as I licked up his cock, lubricating all the sides before caressing it with my hand. I took one of his balls into my mouth, then licked the other as my hand pumped up and down his cock. I licked up the shaft again, swirling my tongue around his head, then sliding his entire penis into my mouth until my lips touched the base. I continued until we switched positions, where he was kneeling and I was laying down, still licking up and down his cock and moaning the whole time. I pulled away and moved into a different position as he reached into the pocket of one of his jeans. I knew he was looking for a condom, but I wasn't wet enough yet, so I laid back and pressed my knees together, feet spread, and asked him to go down on me. I spread my knees and started playing with my clit. He refused, put a condom on, and pushed toward my pussy. I put a hand over my pussy and asked him once more, "Go down on me!" He refused a second time! Bastard! I asked why not, he just said he'd never done it and didn't want to try.

I immediately kicked him out of my apartment.